MoMo: "Hello, may I speak to Lydia please?"
Me: "Sure thing Mo. Here she is." (hands the phone to Ocho)
Ocho: "Hello? long pause......Hello?" (whispers to me "I can't hear her?")
Me: "Well, walk around. It might just be the reception on the phone."
Ocho: walking around the kitchen...."Hello? Mo? I can't hear you. Can you speak up?"
Me: "What's going on?"
Ocho: getting louder...."Hello!?!? Hello??? Is anybody there? Mommy. I can't hear her! I don't know what's going on!!"
Me: Walks over. Evaluates situation. Turns receiver right-side up.
Ocho: "Oh.........That's better."
In other news, she brought home straight A's on her report card today. Lucky for her, holding the phone isn't a 4th grade subject.



2 comments:
OH MY GOSH . . . You cant make this kind of material up. OH MY GOSH!
OK, that just makes me laugh outloud!
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