As a frequent reader of important social websites like People.com, I am made aware each week of the whereabouts of Brangelina. It seems right now they are in the South of France. They take their 16 kids with them wherever they go and frolic on beaches, take off in helicopters and ride off on yachts all the while curing cancer and ending world hunger. I've often sat in bewilderment wondering how they do it all and manage to look so well-rested and put together. Well, it seems I won't have to wonder any longer. I will be able over the next two months to preform a case study on the one and only Little Ocho. Brangelina's social schedule ain't got nothin on her. Here is a rundown of her itinerary over the past 5 days:
Wednesday: Traveled to the exotic city of Columbia to spend the night at Grandmommy's Lodge where she was provided with endless pretend play time and fine dining which included an all-you-can eat buffet of watermelon. She ate all she could eat before almost throwing up. She was also given a shopping spree that included some new summer fashions and the obligatory Littlest Pet Shop purchase. Because really, those never go out of style.
Thursday: She left Grandmommy's Lodge to travel with her chef/driver/maid/servant/agent to a secret movie location to hang with her new BFF Miley Cyrus. After they successfully bonded, she narrowly avoided a news crew. (Thankfully, they only managed to shoot her from behind!) From there she jetted off to metropolitan Brentwood for a visit to the salon where she received a fashionable and sassy new look for summer. She was met by the owner of RubyDooby's B&B. RD whisked her away for an overnight stay that included more fine dining and playtime. She had the scenic grounds all to herself and also enjoyed complimentary movies in HD.
Friday: She was chauffeured home to her modest chateau where she quickly coiffed her new do, donned a new gown and made quite the stylish entrance at Big Nanny's graduation party which was an invitation only event. There was a beautiful buffet with pasta, cupcakes and something resembling a torte. There was also unlimited trampoline access. This was quite possibly Spring Hill's social event of the season.
Saturday: The Ocho spent the day lounging poolside with her social circle and paused only briefly to take in the picnic lunch provided by her chef/driver/maid/servant/agent . From there she went to fulfill a social obligation that involved a gymnastics center, High School Musical cupcakes and birthday candles. Once that obligation was met she headed to her BFF Selah's house to pick her up for an all-nighter. They spent the night holed up in her modest chateau roller skating, giving a concert, eating ice cream and giggling.
Sunday: It was time to choose another new gown and head to church where she was met with many ooohs and ahhhhs over her new look. After church it was back to RubyDooby's B&B for a family luncheon. After spending the entire afternoon hanging with her cousin she's back home now at the chateau.
Believe it or not, she had planned to spend the entire day tomorrow on a houseboat swimming, knee boarding and just generally being fabulous but her chef/driver/maid/servant/agent parents said no. Because they are tired of hauling her little spoiled behind around.
You may be wondering why I don't have any pictures of these events to share. The reason is simple. I refuse to add paparazzi to my list of duties. Besides, she obviously doesn't need anymore attention.
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